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    One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a
    small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the
    next week!

    The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an
    elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for
    weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

    "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the
    collection plate," he stated.

    "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some of
    it to the church."

    The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you
    can afford this? How much does he send you?"

    The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."

    The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a
    living?"

    "He is a veterinarian," she answered.

    "That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money,"
    the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"

    The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada .. He has two cat houses, one in Las
    Vegas , and one in Reno '

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    Good one ally

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    very good ally
    the only thing that never changes
    is that everything changes

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    very good ally

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    very funny ally (digging the new sig )

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    as always, excellent, very funny, might just try to do a course on vetrinarian work

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    brill. ally

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