A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.



Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!


The teenager tells her

"Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.


You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.


The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.



The teenager wants to die.


She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...


The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie.



If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets”





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A man went to a strip club.



When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row.



Seizing the Opportunity, he took the seat.


As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind Him yelled,

"YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!"


The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look.


A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched Off her top, revealing two pasties.



The guy behind our friend goes off again.

"YEAH BABY! SHAKE THOSE THINGS."


Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!"


After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched Off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string.


Again the man behind our friend yelled out,

"OH BABY! YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!"


Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the Hell up, will ya!"


A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and Snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole Club went wild,
except for the man behind our friend.



Curious, our friend turned around and asked,



"Say buddy, where's your Enthusiasm now"?




The guy responded,











"It's all over your back, dude!!"