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Dear Hiring Manager,
Thank you for your letter of March 16.
After careful consideration,
I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer
me a position in your department. This year I have been
particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number
of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates,
it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your companies’ outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does
not meet my needs at this time. Therefore,
I will assume the position in your department this August.
I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
Interviewee

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