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This is a discussion on World's Best Cowboy Story within the Comedy Central forums, part of the Entertainment category; Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these ...

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    Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome
    sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was
    a night of bravado, a night of tall tales..

    Tom, the hand from Wyoming says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest
    cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It
    had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my
    bare hands and castrated that bull with my teeth.'

    Ben, from Colorado, couldn't stand to be bested.. That's nothing, 'I was walking
    down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from
    under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare
    hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't
    even get a belly ache.'

    Old Bert, the cowboy from Mississippi, remained silent, slowly stirring the
    campfire coals with his pe*ker.

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    very good like the twist

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    Laughter all the way,Endo

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    Very funny bro

    "Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and clever in their own sight"

    "Only a fool is never afraid, but never let fear make the decisions for you. Do right, and risk the consequences"


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