More Robert Green

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or Robert Green...............................
The Robert Green are extra slippery
and you are gauranteed not to catch anything.......


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My computer has been infected by a Robert Green virus......
I can`t save fooocking anything!

:cheesy grin:

good ones dee nice pic rocky

* At least that’s one British spillage the Americans won’t be moaning about…
* What’s the difference between Robert Green and Justin Bieber? Robert Green knows how to drop his balls.
* Kermit was right: It’s not easy being Green.
* All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact they’re crossing the line…
* The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.
* Steven Gerrard said: “The whole team is behind Rob Green.” With hindsight, that’s a good place to stand.
* Robert Green’s bringing out his own South African trumpet. It’s known as a boo-boozela
* Robert Green – a joke even Americans can understand.
* Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green’s not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.
* My computer’s got the Robert Green virus. It can’t save anything.
* Just bought a Robert Green condom. Extra slippery and you’re guaranteed not to catch anything.
* Rob Green has injured himself. Apparently, he put his head in his hands and immediately kneed himself in the face.
* What’s the difference between a botanist with the flu and the England goalkeeper? One has Green fingers and can catch a cold…
* Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn’t make any stops.
* I’m Robert Green and cleaning Windows is my next idea…
* And the best England v USA joke which doesn’t feature Robert Green is..= It was a clever move to bring Shaun Wright-Phillips on. For 15 minutes the Americans were stunned, thinking Gary Coleman had come back to life.

Was in Tesco looking for OXO cubes.
I saw beef,chicken,lamb, vegetable and Rob Green.
So i said to the shop assistant.
"what is the Rob Green"
"And he replied it`s new out it`s a laughing stock"

It will be a loooooooooooooooooong tiem before he lives that one down ! one in every world cup!!