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A Schoolteacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't even noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the stapler and stapled the tie to
his chest.

He had no trouble with discipline that year.

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day.

The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.

After a few seconds he rose and said, "Buffalo come."

The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed

"Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?"




Tonto replied, "Face sticky."

that 2nd ones wrong on so many levels Rocky

Originally Posted by Rocky

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day.

WOW! they must have been hot? I bet they had a great colo(u)r

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