BBC News: Buckingham Palace to open its doors to the general public from July 27th 2010

I wonder if her toilet will be on show.... I'd love to see the Royal Throne.
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My wife can’t seem to get over me bangin the babysitter.

So I told the daft mare.

"Would it not be easier if you walked around the bed to your side"

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I was in a restaurant the other day and I asked the waiter

"What are the specials?"

He said " An influential 2 Tone ska band from Coventry"