A lad walks in to his parents bedroom to find his dad giving his mum a right good seeing to.

The dad laughs, throws a pillow at the lad and tells him to get out.

Hours later the dad hears a commotion coming from the lads bedroom.

He enters the bedroom to find the lad giving his gran one.

The dad looks horrified.

'Not so funny when its your mum is it?' says the lad.

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A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned,
he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering,

"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied,

"If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."