Quickies

A woman with tiny boobs goes into M&S and asks for a bra, size 32AAAA...

Girl tells her that they don't do anything that small.

She goes to Dorothy Perkins and asks the same...

Again she's told they don't do that size...

After several stores and the same answer, she storms into Debenhams,

marches up to the lingerie section, rips her top open and yells

"Do you have anything for these?"

The assistant replies





"Have you tried Clearasil?"

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Last night, my son and I was sitting in the living room and I said to him,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle
.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."




So he got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my whiskey.