The New Stud rooster!

~ ~ ~ THE NEW STUD ROOSTER ~ ~ ~



A Farmer went out one day and bought a brand
new stud rooster for his chicken coop.

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
'OK old fart, time for YOU to retire.'




The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you
cannot handle ALL of these chickens yourself.
Look what it has done to me... Can't you just
let me have the two old hens over there in the corner?'



The young rooster says,
'NO!, Beat It! You're all washed up, and I'M taking over.'



The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse..,
Whoever wins, gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'



The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
You're pathetic!.. so, just to be fair, I'll even give you a head start.'



So the old rooster takes off running.
About 15 seconds later, the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and
the young rooster has closed the considerable gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!



The Farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
When he sees the roosters running by.

The Old Rooster starts squawking, and runs as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and then...
B O O M !
His 12-guage blows-up the young rooster into little bits.

The Farmer sadly shakes his head and says,

'Dammit!...
...that's the third gay rooster I bought this month... '









The Moral of this Story?...



Don't mess around with the OLD FOLKS -
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
will ALWAYS overcome youth and arrogance!