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It’s this Viagra

This is a discussion on It’s this Viagra within the Comedy Central forums, part of the Entertainment category; A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of ...

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    A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon
    and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?” she
    asks.
    He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my
    appetite.”
    At lunchtime, she again asks if he would like something “How about a bowl of
    homemade soup, homemade muffins, or maybe a cheese sandwich?” she inquires.
    He declines. “Nope, it’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’s really taken the edge
    off my appetite.”
    Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She’ll go to the
    store and buy him some food. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie?
    Maybe he’d like a pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry that would only take
    a couple of minutes?
    He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my
    appetite.”
    “Well,” she says, “Would you mind letting me up? I’m starving.”

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    excellent ally very funny

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    very goos Ally:cheesy grin:

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    Another cracker ally

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