It’s this Viagra

A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon
and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and coffee to follow?” she
asks.
He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my
appetite.”
At lunchtime, she again asks if he would like something “How about a bowl of
homemade soup, homemade muffins, or maybe a cheese sandwich?” she inquires.
He declines. “Nope, it’s this Viagra,” he says, “It’s really taken the edge
off my appetite.”
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She’ll go to the
store and buy him some food. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie?
Maybe he’d like a pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry that would only take
a couple of minutes?
He declines. “It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my
appetite.”
“Well,” she says, “Would you mind letting me up? I’m starving.”