Sandwhiches

One day, there was a big brother and a small brother...
They were both home, so his big brother decided to invite his girl along
So he did.. they went to the bedroom.. the little brother was sleeping at the bottom bunk, so they both went to the top bunkk

Boi to the girl: "If u wnt it harder say lettuce, and if u want a new position say tomato"

so the girl moans: "lettuce,tomato,lettuce,tomato"

The lil bro interupts and says HEY will u quit making sandwhiches up there your getting mayonnaise on my face.

i like that one

Oh yeah, I remember this joke. And it's still funny!!