Cavan Divorce

A man in Cavan calls his son in London a couple of days before
Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that
Your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in Leeds and tell her".

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like
Hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this".

She calls Cavan immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow . Until
then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?", and hangs up.


The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he
says, "they're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own
way..."

Excellent Ally

very good i love that

brill cheered me right up