Some Funnies

How many of the Lost cast does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it will take 20 episodes.

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What do you call a midget covered in concrete?

A little hard man.
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What Do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash

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All I got for my last birthday was a pack of sticky playing cards

I found it really hard to deal with
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Sky have won the rights to the World Origami Championship.

Unfortunately it's only on paper view.
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Everyone who tastes my homemade wine says it tastes horrible.

I think it's just sour grapes.

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What do you call a Norwegian **********?

A Fjord Escort

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I start a new job in Seoul next week,

I thought it was a good Korea move..

Again Rocky,great to have a laugh.Thanks

Hillarious Brian as always keep em coming