Paddy The Woodsman

Paddy buys a chainsaw, two weeks later he takes it back to the shop and tells the shop assistant,

"when I bought this, you said it would cut down 50 trees an hour!, I've only managed two trees an hour!" T

he assistant says "let me see" and starts it up.

BRRRRRRRRRbbbbbbrrrrrrbbbbbbrrrrrr!!

Paddy jumps back in surprise and says

"what's that fooking noise?!"

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Irishman goes for an interview as a lumberjack in Canada.

Q Where did you work before?

A The Sahara Forrest

Q The Sahara Forrest ? Surely you mean the Sahara desert?

A Is that what they call it now.

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After getting the job as a lumberjack in Canada his boss asked him, Paddy, which side of the tree will you fell it from?

I will fell it from the front here replied Paddy.

His boss asked, Paddy the tree is round how can you tell the front from the back.

Shur someones after taking a shit behind this one so, its obvious which is the front!

Originally Posted by Rocky

Irishman goes for an interview as a lumberjack in Canada.

Q Where did you work before?

A The Sahara Forrest

Q The Sahara Forrest ? Surely you mean the Sahara desert?

A Is that what they call it now.