Billy On Grammar

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher
asked for a show hands from those who could use the
word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice.

First she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
“My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and
she looked beautiful in it.”

“Very good, Suzie,” replied the teacher. She then
called on little Michael.

“My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned
out beautifully.”

The teacher responded, “Excellent, Michael!” Then, she
reluctantly called on little BILLY.

“Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my
father that she was pregnant, and he said
“Beautiful, just f*cking beautiful.”

did he faint afterwards?

good one

ally brillant.