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A Grandfather's Tip

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    This should once again confirm that the most important information in your life won’t come from a teacher, the library or the Internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level.



    My long-passed grandfather’s birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give! Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I’d be a better man.



    Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and said ....



    “Don’t marry a woman with big hands. It makes your pecker look smaller.“


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    Gramps was a wise man Ally !!!

    love it !

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    a wise man indeed ally
    the only thing that never changes
    is that everything changes

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