Quickies 4-4-2011 part 2

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling.

The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

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I can't believe it

Me and my wife were sitting watching TV when the founder of Apple just walked into the house and took all our Mr Sheen!

Fookin Jobs, coming over here and stealing our Polish.

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I was lying in bed with my blonde girlfriend last night when she said,

"I think my boobs are too small, I'm going to get a boob job."

"Hmm," I replied, "my hands are too small... what do you think I should do?"

"Do you want a hand job?"




She's a keeper.

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I was dating a vegetarian stripper but she broke up with me because she said I was always insinuating about her lifestyle.

All I did was dress her salad.

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I sell balloons for 10c each or if you want them blown up it's 15c.
I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation.

Love all the Quickies Rocky.Great to start Monday with a laugh