I met a girl in a pub last night and we ended up going back to her house.

After a few more drinks, we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa.

She looked at me and said, "Let's take this upstairs." I said,

"Okay, you grab one end and I'll grab the other."

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I shagged my best mates girlfriend last night and now i feel awful.

I think she must have had the flu or something.