Follow Us On Follow us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter Watch us on YouTube
Register
Results 1 to 2 of 2

It's The Viagra

This is a discussion on It's The Viagra within the Comedy Central forums, part of the Entertainment category; A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and ...

  1. #1
    iluvendo's Avatar
    Professional Incompetant

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    with Rocky at the nudie bar
    Age
    21
    Posts
    5,435
    Rep Power
    321

    Default It's The Viagra

    A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,

    "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

    He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.

    It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

    At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.

    "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"

    He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "Its really spoiled my need for food."

    Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

    "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

    He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

    "Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving."

  2. Thanks Rocky thanked for this post

    • Advertising

      advertising
      Techkings.org
      has no influence
      on advertisings
      that are displayed by
      Google Adsense


        
       

  3. #2
    hadmad's Avatar
    VIP Member

    Status
    Online
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    dublin
    Age
    47
    Posts
    10,426
    Rep Power
    534

    Default

    love that one very good

  4. Thanks iluvendo thanked for this post
    Likes rocking Like
 

 

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •