Mars Bar

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Anderson 's have company,' he called out.

'Matt's riding a new bike!'

'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'

'Jason is on his skate board!

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are shagging!!'

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,'How do you know they're shagging?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'.

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I walked into McDonalds today.

I said to the cashier, "I've got no money on me, but I would like to buy a big mac meal please."

She looked me in the eyes and said, "With what?"

I said, "A coke."