I was stopped in the street today by someone conducting a survey.

He asked me what I knew about dwarfs.

I said 'Very Little'.

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A vicar is having a masterbating in the bathroom.

As he's finishing himself off, he turns around to see the window cleaner staring at him.

Red faced, he rushes downstairs as he hears a knock at the door,

"I've done your windows vicar, that'll be £100" says the cleaner with a smirk and a wink.

Hurriedly, the vicar pays him and shuts the door.

The vicars wife, who had been listening, yelled "£100 for 4 small windows?!

He must have seen you coming..!"