At the bus station, there was a fairly long line waiting to get on the bus.

The bus driver unlocked the coach, started up the bus, and motioned for the first in line to board.

The first in line was a very beautiful woman with a great figure.

She had on a very tight sweater and a leather mini-skirt which zipped up in the back.

She started to step up into the bus, but found her skirt was too tight.

She smiled at the driver, then reached around with her arm and unzipped about two inches, thinking that would loosen things up enough so she could get up the steps.

But again, she found that her skirt was still too tight.

So she reached around again and unzipped about two more inches, then took a step up.

But she found that the skirt was still too tight.

The bus driver said, "Look, lady, we've got a schedule to keep.

Hurry up and get on the bus.

She apologized to the driver, and reached around one more time and zipped down two more inches,

but she still could not get enough freedom to get up the steps.

Finally, the second in line, a big Texan, put his hands around her waist,

picked her up, deposited her on the floor of the coach, and smacked her in the butt.

She whirled around and slapped him, and said

"What makes you think you have the right to touch me like that? We don't even know each other!"


The Texan, with a puzzled look on his face, said with a drawl,

"Wal, I kinda thought we knew each other a little better than that.

After all, y'all've unzipped ma' fly three times!"