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Couple Of Quickies 25-01-2012

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    Default Couple Of Quickies 25-01-2012

    Chap rings 999, Ambulance please tells receptionist my son has just swallowed a condom.

    5 minutes later rings back saying it is all right as I have found another one

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    I joined the Tourette’s society today.

    It only took a minute to swear me in.
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    Just been to the barbers and asked for a Liverpool FC... a mess at the back, nothing on the sides and fook all up front.... he charged me £130 million
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    Why does Harry Redknapp use a staple gun to lay his carpet..?

    He likes to avoid the tacks..!!


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