Friday Quickies 27 -01 -2012

Wife - "Can I drive?"

Husband - "No. I'm fine"

Wife - "Oh, please let me. I really want to!"

Husband - "No"

Wife - "I tell you what, if you let me drive, just for a bit, I'll give you a blowjob"

Husband - "Really?"

Wife - "Promise"

Husband - "Oh go on then"

..."And that, your honour, is the final entry from the black box on the Costa Concordia".

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I was speaking to a Jewish women the other day.

I asked her,

"Why is your husband's penis circumcised?"

She said,

"I won't touch anything unless it is '20% Off'.


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Why do Essex girls go to the toilet in pair's?

Because they're not used to pulling their own knickers down.

very good Rocky