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Twenty Things a Real Man will never say
1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude.
2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
3. Her boobs are just too big.
4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
6. I have not been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
7. Screw Monday night football; let's watch dancing with the stars.
8. Itís late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
9. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need some tampons?
10. I Just need a kiss.
11. I'm sick of beer; give me a large fruit juice with a lemon twist.
12. Great, your Mother is coming to stay with us again.
13. This movie has way too much nudity.
14. I better get rid of these old Playboy magazines. I don't look at them anymore.
15. Damn, we're late for church!
16. No, I don't want to see your sisterís boobs.
17. Put your bra and panties on for Christ's sake.
18. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor Tammy knows that her bathroom drapes are open. Maybe I should tell her.
19. No way, you weeded the garden and washed the car last week, itís my turn now.
20. I understand