This is a discussion on Wednesday Quickies 18 April 2012 within the Comedy Central forums, part of the Entertainment category; I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I ...
I saw a fortune teller the other day.
She told me I would come into some money.
Last night I screwed a girl called Penny – is that spooky or what?
I found my step ladder last night,My real ladder left me when I was 4
I've never run with the bulls in Spain.
But I was outside the door of a weightwatchers when the fire alarm went off once.
If you watch Titanic backwards, it's a film about a submarine that rescues loads of people and brings them back to Southampton.
Did you hear about the dyslexic who tried to commit suicide?
He threw himself behind an oncoming train.
My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.