Female Bashing Jokes

Women Bashing Jokes

Q- How many men does it take to open a beer?

A- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.


Q- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A- Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.


Q- Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A- So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.


Q- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A- When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."


Q- How do you fix a woman's watch?

A- You don't. There is a clock on the oven.


Q- Why do men pass gas more than women?

A- Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.


Q- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

A- The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

Very good again.Peg

were not that bad

but they are funny