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It was my parents 40th wedding anniversary last week and they were telling me that they're starting to feel really old.

I told them that it's never too late in life to do things that you've always wanted to do.

So they've put me up for adoption.

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The race-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed.

He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face.

"What's the matter!

Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked.

"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman.

"In your sleep, you felt my **** and mumbled,

'What perfect headlights.'

Then you felt my thighs and murmured,

'What a smooth finish.'"

"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.

"Nothing, but then you felt my muff and yelled,

'Who the hell left the garage door open?!'"

very good rocky

Rocky