An Old Flame


I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this

morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times

we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting

up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said,

"I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you

last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a

few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle

tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am

developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute,

and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

















So I told her to f*ck off