Chinese sick leave

**allybird58** · 29-10-2009, 08:35 PM

I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got
nice house!!!'

**hill16** · 29-10-2009, 08:37 PM

good one ally

**hadmad** · 29-10-2009, 08:42 PM

brilliant

**sandiemag** · 29-10-2009, 10:51 PM

a classic ally

**Dandare** · 30-10-2009, 04:15 PM

nice ally! tried to read it in a chinese accent!

**wheelo** · 30-10-2009, 05:02 PM

drum roll for ally

**dan-ger-ous** · 30-10-2009, 05:04 PM

Nice one ally.

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**greensman** · 30-10-2009, 05:09 PM

NOW that's funny... wait til ENDO reads that one!!!

**h2o** · 30-10-2009, 11:22 PM

very good ally

**Gman496** · 02-11-2009, 03:15 AM

Love the twist Ally

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