Quickies

Lotto chiefs are investigating a possible fraudulent claim for last week's Euro Millions jackpot.

Eight Scousers ALL with jobs..? ...

WELL dodgy!

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How much did the Pirate pay to get his ear pierced?

A buck an ear!

HAHAAAAAAAARRRR!

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What do you call an afghan virgin?
Mever bin laid on

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A New Zea-lander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.

He meets another New Zea-lander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A lickalotopis

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A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police.

The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"

"Why?" snorts the man.

"Is there a fat bird in my car?"

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Gary Glitter bought 100 cases of Glenfiddich Scotch Whisky today.

Because the salesmen told him it's a cheeky little 12 year old that goes down well.

- some very good ones in there rocky

i like them rocky

nice Rocky

Excellent as ever Rocky

as usual, Very Funny Rocky