Some Quickies

I’m halfway through the book of genesis & there’s no mention of Phil Collins yet

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A pessimist says to an optimist, “This is terrible, things couldn’t possibly be any worse.”

“Oh yes they could” replies the optimist.


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Some people say that television will one day, do away with the need for newspapers, but I can't agree with that.

Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a television?

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A Liverpool fan walks past a shop and sees the video "Liverpool - The Glory Years".

He goes into the shop and asks how much. "£100" says the shopkeeper.

"That's a bit steep, how come it's so dear?"





"Well its a tenner for the video and £90 for the Betamax recorder!

Nice and snappy Rocky

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good ones rocky even the liverpool one

very good rocky

nice one Rocky.

brilliant rocky

good ones!!

Thanks for the Laughs.Rocky

@ the Phil Collins one.

Nice.