Some Quickies

I went in the doctors the other day with really bad blisters on my feet.

He said " what the hell have you been doing, a sponsored walk or something?

“I said “no I did it eating a pudding"

“How did you manage that?"

“Well it said pierce can and stand in boiling water for 20 minutes"

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A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said,

"Give me your money."

The man, shocked by the sudden attack, said

"You cannot do this, I'm a Politician!"




The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"

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I went on the bus this morning.




Probably should have gone before I left the house really.

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When the London Marathon was sponsored by Mars you used to get a Mars bar when you finished the marathon.

Then, when it was sponsored by Flora, you used to get a tub of margarine.

I am looking forward to running it this year though.




The sponsor is now Virgin

very good rocky

very nice

excellent as usual rocky