The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us.
He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone...
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I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas.
Although what the daft bastard wants with an ex box I'll never know....!!
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I said to my missus eating Christmas dinner,
"Would you like some stuffing, dear?"
She replied; "Maybe after I've finished eating."




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