Some Quickies

500 years ago when men went to war it was common for them to force their wives to wear chastity belts while they were away.

Therefore, in the meantime, only a locksmith could remove these chastity belts.

This probably explains why 'Smith' is the most common name in the phonebook.

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African boxer Niggaboo Wogchops has returned to boxing after losing both his feet in a car crash


He’s now recorded 10 wins without defeet

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An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard.

She asked him, “Daddy, what is sex?”

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about the “birds and the bees.”

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.

Then her father asked her, “Why did you decide to ask about this now?”

The little girl replied,

“Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs.”.

Very good Rocky