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"Honey," said this husband to his wife,

"I invited a friend home for supper."


"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"





"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

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My boss took on a new cleaner,she’s very pretty but it takes her five hours to hoover the floor



I thought she was Polish but turns out she’s a Slovak..............

Love the Jokes Rocky.Really make me laugh.Thanks