How is you'r day

This is how I heard
YOUR day was going???

First you had trouble getting out of bed.

You had a stiff neck

You washed your hair and couldn’t do a thing with it.

You felt like you had a hangover and you weren’t even drinking last night

Your new diet really doesn’t seem to be working out.

You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise.

You keep losing things.

The boss chewed you out at work

You got caught in the rain at lunchtime.

Then the lunch you had didn’t seem to agree with you

You feel trapped.

Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime

On top of that you think you’re coming down with the flu.

And finally, you’re alone in the house at night.
when you think you hear a noise in the basement

Thought for the Day

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can’t eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.