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THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT
INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
Step 1. First spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by
employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder
and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder
and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually
beginning the hugging process.
beginning the hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by
making the 'paw slide' easier.
making the 'paw slide' easier.
4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of
your life.
climate-controlled environment for the rest of
your life.
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