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That’s Just Not Cricket

Discussion in 'Cricket' started by allybird58, Feb 11, 2013.

  1. allybird58

    allybird58 TK Veteran Forum Supporter

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    A woman walked into a police station where the desk sergeant asked if he
    could help her.




    Yes she said, I want to report a case of sexual assault
    where did it happen?

    The sergeant asked.

    In the park down the road she replied.





    Can you describe what happened?
    Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park when a man jumped out of
    the bushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then he dropped
    his pants to his knees and had his way with me




    Could you give me a description of him?


    Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he
    had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on

    each leg.



    "Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman,
    said the sergeant.



    Yes, said the lady, He was an England cricketer.




    That's very observant, said the sergeant,




    you worked that out from his accent?




    No, she replied. I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long.



    :leaving: :)