Happy 90th old man

Well big thanks to everyone wishing mi old man a happy birthday (y)(y)(y) still cant believe hes gone for a round of golf and its a bank holiday so they opened the clubhouse up especially for him and hes got a lot of suprise visitors coming to see him.
One of his old school friend's has flown from maida vale in western austraila to see him and quiet a few people from Rolls royce where he worked are coming aswell.

Guess who's footing the catering bill for the day i wonder :unsure::ROFLMAO:

Big big thanks again cheers nutter
 
Many happy returns. I'll give you an old man joke as a gift.

A woman is walking through the park and she sees an old man sitting on the bench sobbing. She goes over, sits down next to him and asks, "What's wrong, love?"

The old man replies, "I'm married to a beautiful 22 year old woman. She cooks for me, cleans the house spotlessly, does whatever I ask and every night we go to bed and make mad passionate love."

The woman says, "That sounds amazing! So why are you crying?"

The old man looks at her and sobs, "I can't remember where I live!" :cry::LOL:
 
I thought he was a left handed golf player and i see he already is a divet remover note the grass on the counter top, all in those special details to make it look great.
happy fathers day to all.
 
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