There's more than three there!
Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck restaurant only £1,209.37 per person - sorry no reduction for children.
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My mrs eats better than me whilst away on business £80.00 inc a Desporado
My mrs eats better than me whilst away on business £80.00 inc a Desporado
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basejumper
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What size bread bun do those fit into
Ciabatta definitely.. I don't do bread.. but miss it like Crystal lolWhat size bread bun do those fit into
basejumper
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The great Monty Python Legend Terry Jones has just died. Heston Blumenthal's food is based on his own experience of growing up and the food he enjoyed in his childhood.
So here goes mine living in Yorkshire Monty Python style:
Breakfast: Marmite on toast
Aye, two slices would feed sixteen of us. Always best to go last. Last un' got to lick plate clean, Aye.
Dinner:
Aye, Fish chips and mushy peas tha Knaws. Double fried in beef dripping, with a portion o' lard ova' top. Proper scran aye.
Tea:
Boiled sheeps Ead' whit tatties and neeps, aye.
Supper: When fatha' came back from t'pub
we got to smell his beery breath. aye.
Course, Pablo had it tough -Over to you mate
So here goes mine living in Yorkshire Monty Python style:
Breakfast: Marmite on toast
Aye, two slices would feed sixteen of us. Always best to go last. Last un' got to lick plate clean, Aye. Dinner:
Aye, Fish chips and mushy peas tha Knaws. Double fried in beef dripping, with a portion o' lard ova' top. Proper scran aye.Tea:
Boiled sheeps Ead' whit tatties and neeps, aye.Supper: When fatha' came back from t'pub
we got to smell his beery breath. aye.Course, Pablo had it tough -Over to you mate
pabloescaban
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Sheep's ead?
We used to dream of a sheep's ead, we had bulls horn soup, occasionally fatha would let us have a chew on the dog's toenails providing we didn't wake it up.
Once a month we went to local duck pond to see if there were any dead ones floatin
We used to dream of a sheep's ead, we had bulls horn soup, occasionally fatha would let us have a chew on the dog's toenails providing we didn't wake it up.
Once a month we went to local duck pond to see if there were any dead ones floatin
Dead duck... We dreamed of a duck we had t dive undr just t ger hod t quack eeh itd last a week..
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pieeater2015
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Get a free virus instead of prawn crackers or spring rolls.
basejumper
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I used to call round my mates house. He was from the richest family in our village. For breakfast he had lark's tongues in Aspic 
then quails eggs on puff pastry 
followed by strawberry ice cream meringue 
. I found him sat on his oxblood leather Chesterfield 
waiting for the butler to iron his comic. Hows it going now Stuss.?
then quails eggs on puff pastry followed by strawberry ice cream meringue . I found him sat on his oxblood leather Chesterfield waiting for the butler to iron his comic. Hows it going now Stuss.?
basejumper
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I had another mate who back then we called the flashing blade. He could scran a bit that lad and that was the description of his knife when he was cutting his 
tripe up. He's grown up a bit now, but it's clear 'the apple doesn't fall far from the tree'. Here is a picture of his dad 
. He's called pieeater2015 now but I have no idea why?
tripe up. He's grown up a bit now, but it's clear 'the apple doesn't fall far from the tree'. Here is a picture of his dad . He's called pieeater2015 now but I have no idea why?
basejumper
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There was a lad in our village who was called Chelsea Baz because his parents used to dress like this 
when going to the bingo. He used to keep a ferret 
down his trousers. When I asked him about the smell, he said. The ferret has got used to it now. 
when going to the bingo. He used to keep a ferret down his trousers. When I asked him about the smell, he said. The ferret has got used to it now. 
bazcfc1
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Fekk offThere was a lad in our village who was called Chelsea Baz because his parents used to dress like this View attachment 46208 when going to the bingo. He used to keep a ferret View attachment 46210 down his trousers. When I asked him about the smell, he said. The ferret has got used to it now. View attachment 46209
You poncy southerners never had it so Good!! Heston who!! We have our own Michelin Chefs Piere-Base-Jumper-Whitish CDM. VD star!
A selection from the Mucky Duck Rotherham
Egg Sausage and Spam
Egg and Spam
Egg Bacon and Spam
Egg Bacon Sausage and Spam
Spam Bacon Sausage and Spam
Spam Egg Spam Spam Bacon and Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam Baked Beans and Spam
Lobster Thermidor Aux Crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with a truffle pate with a fried egg on top with SPAM!!
All our Chefs have 4 Michelin tyres between them!!
RIP TJ
A selection from the Mucky Duck Rotherham
Egg Sausage and Spam
Egg and Spam
Egg Bacon and Spam
Egg Bacon Sausage and Spam
Spam Bacon Sausage and Spam
Spam Egg Spam Spam Bacon and Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam Baked Beans and Spam
Lobster Thermidor Aux Crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with a truffle pate with a fried egg on top with SPAM!!
All our Chefs have 4 Michelin tyres between them!!
RIP TJ
basejumper
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My other mate was the youngest of the Todd twins. Because he arrived 4 minutes after his brother he was known as Toddy2. His family owned a whelk stall 
but were so poor that the brothers used to fight over the empty cockle shells 
. His dad used to say EEL never eat all them
His family owned a whelk stall but were so poor that the brothers used to fight over the empty cockle shells . His dad used to say EEL never eat all them
bazcfc1
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Leave my home town out of this!!!!!
Somebody has to live there!!!!
bazcfc1
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Deffinatly mate but still a shite hole
Dazza88
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My other mate was the youngest of the Todd twins. Because he arrived 4 minutes after his brother he was known as Toddy2.
I’ll grab your coat on that one mate.