Ode to coronavirus

pabloescaban

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Oh coronavirus you are so horrid and vile
It's been weeks since I've even seen anyone smile.
I have to queue outside Aldi like a tw@t
Because you weren't happy to stay in a bat.
On the plus side Trump soon will be history
Because he sees you as fake or a mystery.
Doctors and nurses and heroes no scrubs
And me and my mates have to manage without pubs.
No footy or golf or darts or live racing
This is the reality of the shit we are facing.
The kids are all whining, they want to go out
But they can't with your nasty shit all about.
You've fecked our society but your days are numbered
With vaccines and antibodies you'll soon be lumbered.
They'll maim you and kill you and it will be seen
That you are a dead prick called covid nineteen.
 
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