pabloescaban
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has anyone else endured this drivel?
It's the exact same script every week, the only thing that changes is the Town/City and the Owner/Manager
'This week we're in Maryland where Nikita and her husband prepare chicken bollocks on skewers' or
'welcome to Carolina where Zelda and her husband prepare their renowned Duck Lip Gumbo' etc
then we meet the teams, Gordon screams at them all for being filthy, ugly, greasy and so on, he offers a bit of advice, 'wash the dishes occasionally', 'Would it kill you to brush your hair?' then we change the menu to X, Y or Z and they all swear to be on their best behaviour and to make it all work, then comes the grand reopening and it all falls apart, although why the place is full is a mystery as it's obviously been a sh!thole for the past umpteen years...so cue the impatient diners, the cooks who are all going back to their old ways and Gordon running around screaming at them all, 'Stop sh!tting in the f*&*ing Wok and do your job!', - 'how long has this lettuce been in the fu$£*ing microwave?'
And then, in Disney style, everything comes together and they make a fortune and thank Gordy for saving their business, their marriages, their lives and everything else and then it goes off
What a crock of crap
It's the exact same script every week, the only thing that changes is the Town/City and the Owner/Manager
'This week we're in Maryland where Nikita and her husband prepare chicken bollocks on skewers' or
'welcome to Carolina where Zelda and her husband prepare their renowned Duck Lip Gumbo' etc
then we meet the teams, Gordon screams at them all for being filthy, ugly, greasy and so on, he offers a bit of advice, 'wash the dishes occasionally', 'Would it kill you to brush your hair?' then we change the menu to X, Y or Z and they all swear to be on their best behaviour and to make it all work, then comes the grand reopening and it all falls apart, although why the place is full is a mystery as it's obviously been a sh!thole for the past umpteen years...so cue the impatient diners, the cooks who are all going back to their old ways and Gordon running around screaming at them all, 'Stop sh!tting in the f*&*ing Wok and do your job!', - 'how long has this lettuce been in the fu$£*ing microwave?'
And then, in Disney style, everything comes together and they make a fortune and thank Gordy for saving their business, their marriages, their lives and everything else and then it goes off
What a crock of crap