40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
@wheelo this might need moved :oops: [ or deleted ]
'twas the night before xmas and all through the house
everybody felt sh***y even the mouse
mums in the wh***house , dads smoking grass
and I've just settled down to a nice piece of a*s
when out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I rose from my b***h to see what was the matter
I looked out the window and saw a big d**k
I knew straight away it must be saint nick
he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew right away the fat b*****d had fell
he filled all of our stockings with cider and beer
and a big rubber d**do for my brother the qu**r
he flew up the chimney with a thunderous fart
the stupid drunk pr**k blew the whole thing apart
he got on his sleigh and rode off on his way
ho ho ho and have a great xmas day.!!!
My 8 year old autistic son told me this this morning
Pmsl @steptoe nice Xmas poem to get us in mood@wheelo this might need moved :oops: [ or deleted ]
'twas the night before xmas and all through the house
everybody felt sh***y even the mouse
mums in the wh***house , dads smoking grass
and I've just settled down to a nice piece of a*s
when out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I rose from my b***h to see what was the matter
I looked out the window and saw a big d**k
I knew straight away it must be saint nick
he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew right away the fat b*****d had fell
he filled all of our stockings with cider and beer
and a big rubber d**do for my brother the qu**r
he flew up the chimney with a thunderous fart
the stupid drunk pr**k blew the whole thing apart
he got on his sleigh and rode off on his way
ho ho ho and have a great xmas day.!!!
The dogs were having a party
They came from near and far
Some flew in by aeroplane
And some drove in by car
They went into the lobby
And signed the visitors´ book
And each one hung his arsehole
Upon a separate hook
One dog was not invited
And this aroused his ire
He burst into the meeting place
And loudly shouted, ´Fire!´
Now the dogs were so excited
They had no time to look
And each one took an arsehole
From off the nearest hook
It is a sad sad story
For it is very sore
To wear another´s arsehole
You´ve never worn before
And that is why when dogs meet
By land or sea or foam
Each sniffs the other´s arsehole
In hope it is its own