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$ 500 ethernet cable?

cyprusrom

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This is one of the funniest Amazon products/reviews I ever came across! Please take a moment and read through, it just made my day.

"If I could use a rusty boxcutter to carve a new orifice in my body that's compatible with this link cable, I would already be doing it. I can just imagine the pure musical goodness that would flow through this cable into the wound and fill me completely -- like white, holy light."

javascript:void(0) “A caution to people buying these: if you do not follow the ‘directional markings’ on the cables, your music will play backwards. Please check that before mentioning it in your reviews.”

"The first time I downloaded a picture to the printer over this cable, the bits moved so fast the printer collapsed into a naked singularity, right there in my office.”

"I accidentally dropped one end of my Denon cable into a glass of Tuscan whole milk I was drinking. Later when I finished my milk (yeah, I still drank it; should I not have done that?), my right arm (lost in an accident in 1987) spontaneously grew back. Is that normal?"

http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-D...dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

http://www.amazon.com/review/RF0748...&ASIN=B000I1X6PM&nodeID=172282#wasThisHelpful
 
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homesick

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lol there is more about the same product, did you see the guy who claims he stopped global warming with it, and al gore came to his house and personally thanked him! lol thats pretty funny! thanks for the link!
 
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