friday funnies


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Dougie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
girl in his office...But she was dating someone else.

One day Dougie got so frustrated that he went to her and said , I'll
give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...

The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'

Dougie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask
him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able
to get his pants down.'

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What
happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The *******
had all quarters!':)