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We have been given the gift of time off - what are we all doing with it?...

The day the world stood still !!!
Would be a cracking read followed up by a blockbuster movie streamed for free on sly box office free of charge 😗🤣
 
rs500nutter said:
The day the world stood still !!!
Would be a cracking read followed up by a blockbuster movie streamed for free on sly box office free of charge 😗🤣
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On previous days I've been making Origami fish from toilet paper. I had a lot of toilet paper up until now. Now I have less toilet paper but more Origami fish. I don't think it would make an interesting book or film though so I came up with the field idea. 🤔
 
basejumper said:
I had a walk around a field near me just now. I went in the opposite direction to the direction I went in yesterday. I saw a cock pheasant but it was smaller than the one I saw yesterday so I don't think it was the same one. I am keeping a diary to write a book which I hope will become a Hollywood blockbusting film. I am planning to walk round the field in both directions at night under a full moon and in darkness with a head torch on which will add interest. I just need a publisher now.
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Be careful your neighbours dont see you walking around the field in the middle of the night with a head torch on, you might end up in a different type of isolation, four padded walls and one of those sleeveless jackets for comfort.
 
grahamer67 said:
Be careful your neighbours dont see you walking around the field in the middle of the night with a head torch on, you might end up in a different type of isolation, four padded walls and one of those sleeveless jackets for comfort.
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The neighbours all know I am a 100% sensible guy. I post them all Origami fish. 😗

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Scufferoo said:
Is that the one base jumper made ...I can’t tell
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Scufferoo said:
Is that the one base jumper made ...I can’t tell
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A magician won't normally reveal his secrets, but there is a clue here which is the toilet roll shark...

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pabloescaban said:
Not bad those, can you do a zebra or maybe a giraffe?
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I can't deny I've been working on some secret projects based on a zoo theme.

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pabloescaban said:
How come the shark on the left looks like his lipstick has been put on by a blind clown using a catapult?
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Faux pas old chap. It is the female shark (hen) that wears the lipstick not the male (cock) 🤢
 
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