Famous Quotes


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Why Not Post Your Favourite Quotes Here........Ill Start.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.......Lyndon B. Johnson

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake......... Bob Hope
football is not a matter of life and death ,its more important..................
Bill Shankly
"Confidence is going after Moby dic$ in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you."

-- Zig Ziglar --

when i have nothing better to do,i look down the table to see how Everton are doing :guns::liverpool:

Bill Shankly last one i promise :)
"Celtic jerseys are not for second best, they don't shrink to fit inferior players"

Jock Stein (again)
This isnt a quote, but its on Spike Milligans Headstone.

"I Told Them I Was Ill"
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im a big fan of the mars bar diet.you dont eat the mars bar ,you stick it up your **** and let a rotweiller chase you home

Billy Connolly
In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
Pope Paul VI
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx