idiotic sayings

pabloescaban

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You can lead a horse to water but a pencil needs to be led.


posted this already but it never went first time, don't blame me if it lands 43 times tomorrow
 

arkles

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You can lead a horse to water but a pencil needs to be led.


posted this already but it never went first time, don't blame me if it lands 43 times tomorrow
The horse landed 43 times because he had no lead in his pencil [emoji41]

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basejumper

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When something is a certainty some people say 'Does a bear shit in the woods? - Well polar bears dont.
'Think out of the box' - who thinks inside the box?
 

ratour

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Can't find your keys?

They'll be in the last place you look!!!

Of course they'll be in the last place you look. Why the bloody hell would you look anywhere else when you've found them.
 

stuss

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Gym I use... I use the sauna

(Old chap) says ..
Put wood in hole ?
After 15 years he still will not simply say shut the door
 

ASHHBI

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Never look a gift horse in the mouth. What’s all that about :emoji_dromedary_camel:
 
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