idiotic sayings

[dave100]

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done ;)

 

[dave100]

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid ;)

 

[dave100]

An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough ;)

 

[dave100]

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people ;)

 

[pabloescaban]

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil needs to be led.


posted this already but it never went first time, don't blame me if it lands 43 times tomorrow

 

[steptoe]

I do
I will

or any other variation of the above,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[dave100]

I never apologize
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am ;)

 

[arkles]

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil needs to be led.


posted this already but it never went first time, don't blame me if it lands 43 times tomorrow

The horse landed 43 times because he had no lead in his pencil [emoji41]

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[aldan]

when you do something and say "its the least i could do",and then you realize you could have done less.

 

[basejumper]

When something is a certainty some people say 'Does a bear shit in the woods? - Well polar bears dont.
'Think out of the box' - who thinks inside the box?

 

[ukbob]

He who eats beans shall sit long and think hard... Confucius.

 

[pabloescaban]

'That's just my personal opinion'

Cheers for that, because I thought at first it was Nelson Mandella's

 

[dave100]

Every One Has The Right To Do Stupid Things
But You are Abusing that Privilege

 

[ratour]

Can't find your keys?

They'll be in the last place you look!!!

Of course they'll be in the last place you look. Why the bloody hell would you look anywhere else when you've found them.

 

[stuss]

Gym I use... I use the sauna

(Old chap) says ..
Put wood in hole ?
After 15 years he still will not simply say shut the door

 

[bees]

I don't like cake.

So i suppose a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

 

[nicoj24]

Never say never?
OOPS I said it twice

 

[basejumper]

I feel alright in myself. How can I go into someone elses self to see how I feel.

 

[stuss]

I don't like cake.

So i suppose a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

I still don't get that quote. But used lots.

 

[ASHHBI]

Never look a gift horse in the mouth. What’s all that about :emoji_dromedary_camel: